Friday, 15 March 2019

You Gone, Girl!
 Now see what feminism yields:
No more women on the fields.
Males last in their own league
Now best the women sans fatigue;
This "inter"ception, how it galls
Because you cannot score on balls.
But still the feminists won’t flip, 
But look away and bite their lip.
When boys beat girls, please instruct:
Muscles are a social construct.
How odd the militant’s linch pin
Now gives to men their cinch win,
That theories challenging all roles
Now cede the enemy all the goals.
How was patriarchy so disguised
To leave girls so demoralized?

But could girls at the starter’s gun
Take a stance, refuse to run,
They’d rob them of their shameless win 
And trans-late glory into sin.
Then those untied in testosterone
Would race themselves and vie alone.
Then, girls, tell cheats where they can go:
On your mark, get set, No! 

Monday, 18 February 2019

After an Independent Man YT post about British police citing a Trans skeptic for crime think.

Now there once was a silly old Scot,
Who decided he fancied a twat;
The results being mixed,
It could only be fixed
By excising all rational thought.
              The Ballad Of Jussie's Shame

Jussie “I fought the fuck back” Smollett
Darkened his future and lightened his wallet,
Spinning a tale from the polar vortex
Which seemed to suggest a frozen cortex:
The rope, the bleach, it all rang hollow
But mainstream fell down eager to swallow;
But soon it emerged amid the media hysteria
What was white was black and just back from Nigeria;
Just like Covington, truth trumped punditry,
So chalk one more up for MAGA country!
Now the star he chased is beyond all reach,
And his good name blackened beyond all bleach,
And poor sick Jussie may be getting the sack,
And all because we fought the fuck back.

Friday, 24 August 2018

3 more illiberal limericks

                      Wormarosa
Now there once was a worm who’d pretend,
To get under the skin of a friend,
But the worm was a taper,
With a taste for newspaper,
Though her shit all came out in the end.


        Andrew in the Liberal Looking Glass
Now there once was a shadow named Scheer,
Who in nothingness was without peer:
Like a fat Cheshire cat, 
He would vanish like that!
While still grinning from ear to left ear.

                       
                     Exit Stage Left                                    
Now there once was an actor called Trudeau,
Whose weird eyebrows were found to be pseudo;
He scoffed at the doubt,
But when crits called him out,
His entire masquerade came unglued. Oh!

Sunday, 1 October 2017

Illiberal Limericks #21

Now there once was a quarterback clown,
Who yelled “N----!” and made the ‘hood frown;
Then with new Afro locks,
And sporty pig socks,
Took a knee just to show he was down.

Thursday, 14 September 2017

Poof!

Item: Islamic gays barred from Vancouver Pride Parade
See also here.
Now some burqa-boys’ gay little spoof,
Brought upon them the left’s stern reproof:
Though somewhat dismayed
To be thrown off parade,
They’re glad they weren’t thrown off the roof!

Tuesday, 12 September 2017

Aftermaths

From America’s Newspaper of Broken Record: 

"The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Irma Caused Less Flooding Than Expected.”

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Climate Change Caused Less Duping Than Expected.

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Hillary Caused Less Voting Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Trump Caused Less Catastrophe Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Brexit Caused Less Chaos Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Russia Caused Less Impeachment Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Fake News Caused Less Ignorance Than Expected.

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Comey Caused Less Scandal Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Banning Caused Less Turmoil Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Tranny Ban Caused Less Suicide Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Travel Ban Caused Less Mosque Burnings Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why MAGA Caused Less “Hate Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why DACA Caused Less “Fear" Than Expected.

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why NoKo Caused Less Armageddon Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why White Privilege Caused Less White Guilt Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why the Alt-Right Caused Less Anti-Semitism Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why NYT Caused Less Anti-Americanism Than Expected