Sunday, 1 October 2017

Illiberal Limericks #21

Now there once was a quarterback clown,
Who yelled “N----!” and made the ‘hood frown;
Then with new Afro locks,
And sporty pig socks,
Took a knee just to show he was down.

Thursday, 14 September 2017

Poof!

Item: Islamic gays barred from Vancouver Pride Parade
See also here.
Now some burqa-boys’ gay little spoof,
Brought upon them the left’s stern reproof:
Though somewhat dismayed
To be thrown off parade,
They’re glad they weren’t thrown off the roof!

Tuesday, 12 September 2017

Aftermaths

From America’s Newspaper of Broken Record: 

"The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Irma Caused Less Flooding Than Expected.”

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Climate Change Caused Less Duping Than Expected.

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Hillary Caused Less Voting Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Trump Caused Less Catastrophe Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Brexit Caused Less Chaos Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Russia Caused Less Impeachment Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Fake News Caused Less Ignorance Than Expected.

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Comey Caused Less Scandal Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Banning Caused Less Turmoil Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Tranny Ban Caused Less Suicide Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why Travel Ban Caused Less Mosque Burnings Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why MAGA Caused Less “Hate Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why DACA Caused Less “Fear" Than Expected.

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why NoKo Caused Less Armageddon Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why White Privilege Caused Less White Guilt Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why the Alt-Right Caused Less Anti-Semitism Than Expected

The Monster Surge That Wasn’t: Why NYT Caused Less Anti-Americanism Than Expected 


Monday, 11 September 2017

                  Fact Check
Now on the night that old Hillary got skinned,
Didn’t he vow to redress and rescind?
Fact: “I’Il never let you down . . .”
But the cheers rose to drown:
“. . . once I’ve hung y’out to dry in the wind!” 


Friday, 8 September 2017

Saturday, 19 August 2017

First Blood

Confess, ye armies of the night:
This was the week that shook the right.
In Charlottesville Black Lives Matter
Handed our heads to us on a platter;
Poor Richard Spencer, pepper in his eyes,
His own pain drowning victims' cries,
Called the day a sure round win - 
That wheel, alas, was still in spin.
He’d not yet heard of what went down,
And when he did he had to frown;
The verdict's in, though facts are faint:
The right raised hell, the left a saint.
With all mainstream then out for blood,
It fell to Trump to calm the flood;
He had to think, not lose his head,
So he offered up poor Steve's instead.
Then after Spain, how to combat
The journos screaming copycat? 
Oh the irony, the cruel, cruel ploy:
The right made Islam's whipping boy!
More victims followed, - Russian, Finnish,-
But Charlottesville none could diminish.
Then monuments fell thick and fast,
As progs began to cull the past;
“Where will it end? asked Mister Trump.
Answer: white culture in the dump.
Right on the heels of Robert E. Lee
The living with the dead shall be;
In Canada our Faith got the ax
For being right with the wrong kind of facts.
Now you know and can take for granted
What falls when Blood and Soil is chanted:
Left gets the blood and Right gets planted.

Sunday, 7 May 2017

Macron Bleu!

The City of Lights
Is heading for the caves:
The French by a landslide,
Have dug their own graves.