Saturday, 19 July 2008

Putting Lids On Kids Puts Us All On the Skids

The Americans it seems are fighting the worldwide tide into extinction, albeit that effort is coming mainly from south of the Rio Grande. Last year saw more newborns than even in the crest years of the baby boom. Other nations, too, seem to be getting the message, with the Russians, for instance, offering generous incentives to families with a second child and stipends for stay-at-home mothers. Meanwhile in Canada it's business as usual with our saline saint Morgentaller always in the black while he undertakes the "courageous" task of cleaning up the nation's gene pool one child at a time, dutifully destroying, as he says, all the "criminals" that might otherwise have been given a chance at life. Thanks to undertaker Henry, oblivion has never looked so safe!
Bottom line: in the USA, a Spanish sunburst is staving off the "demographic winter" which is darkening the horizon of most other developed- and not a few undeveloped- countries. ¡Viva!

Saturday, 12 July 2008

Raising Hell in Cyberspace

On Youtube today and what a laugh! It's worth remarking that the typical Youtuber, whether in forum or in video probably couldn't think their way past a smiley face. Here's one of my (updated) replies to someone grousing about the British destroying his Gaelic paradise way back when and who thus deserve to be overrun by Muslims threatening to subjugate the entire isle, the "green and emerald isle" of Shakespeare: Said "seriusrex:"
You english invaded my country,forced your laws, language and religion and foreign customs on my country. we fought you so we could continue to live as a proud independent celtic nation.Our language Gaelic is wiped out by the english,As a people we were almost wiped out by english armies.and now you say you are for white power?.I can't understand you english,you say one thing but you do another.Britain colonised the world and now the world is colonising Britain.Poetic justice if you ask me.
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"Gaelic? How about a Scottish reel! As in get real! Whatever the English did to your ancestors, MacPeevish, pales in comparison to what the Muzzle'ems are (threatening) to do to you and the lassies. This guy better learn who his friends are! Even the IRA put away their guns, if not their grievances, after 9-11."
 That was enough for   seriusrex, who came back at me sputtering abuse and profanity but missing entirely my point. 
      The real point being, of course, that YouTube is hardly a fit venue for serious discussion. Rants and counter-rants are the order of the day and at the end of the day it's all good for a laugh and not much else. And on that note let me leave off with another of my replies, this to someone suggesting things are going to turn really bad in the future after Turkey has joined the EEC and fifty million of its migrants start charging into dear old blighty. Wrote I :
 "Who's waiting for Turkey when the Great Chicken has already cooked its own goose?" 

Wednesday, 9 July 2008

New Whine in Old Bottles

A church minister in England disguised as a tramp, "settled on a pew in the church surrounded by syringes and began drinking from a can of beer." Then, doffing his costume, he proceeds to upbraid his parishioners because "none of the worshippers at the Trinity Methodist Church in Prestatyn, North Wales, spoke to him or offered him any help." Now the entire congregation is stricken with guilt over their shabby treatment of the shabby priest. Ah yes, the true meaning of Christian conversion: turning a house of worship into a shoot-up site and tavern. Nice try, reverend. Here in Vancouver we know all about such conversions, as when not long ago a tramp - the real thing- knocked down a parishioner at Holy Rosary because he had only given him five dollars. Last we heard the tramp had seen the light and was actually working for the diocese. His victim's fate has been lost from view but presumably he, too, is happy at the reclamation of yet another lost sheep. Nevertheless, the cathedral discourages its congregants from giving handouts to the derelicts that commonly confront them on their way in to mass. Generosity only encourages the vagrants, making the church into an ever expanding bum magnet. The entire syndrome illustrates the strange irony that as Christianity dies, only its charitable precepts are allowed any sway while its politically incorrect moral strictures wither on the vine.
     The churches of olde England, like those of Canada, are steadily emptying, but the pubs are brimming with increased custom. Binge-drinking is the national religion now and a blade offers the same sense of security to the young that a cross did their elders. This is the great conversion of Britain: from a civilized nation into one on the brink of dissolution. So next time you see someone boozing in a church, do not let prejudice or fear stay your intercession. By all means, join him! He could be the next Messiah.

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

Congratulations! It's an Abortion!

The award to Morgentaller was predictable if nothing else. Just as predictably the media wades in with the customary paeans to perversity: cf the Globe and Mail, "A courageous honour for courage." The only thing left to round out the national pantheon is a tribute to the homosexual activist Svend Robinson, manning as he does the other great portal to our rush into extinction. But why get upset about it? Conservative outrage is a necessary tonic for liberal self-gratification. It's the sixties in a bottle and guaranteed to get them high every time. What surprise to learn that the United Church of Canada, aka Sod Central, was the instigator of the award?
      Ours is a dying nation [nation: from the latin natio: I am born] and Morgentaller and Robinson have played satanic midwives to our self-destruction almost from the start. On its national holiday a country that can't even reproduce itself honors someone who destroys the new generation in the womb. Happy "birthday," Canada!