Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Wall Tarnation!

Breaking News: Five Albertans Say Nay to Pipeline Project
 Albertans know: an oil spill would only enhance their god-forsaken, dung-encrusted excuse of a province. Light a match to it and the born-aginners that drive Harper's Mid-East policy could have an Armageddon orgasm on the PM radio Bible broadcast. Hallelujah! It's my Pipeline to Beulah Land!
   The factional five were identified as the two-headed cow of greater Calgary, a born-again Brahmin bull of recent Stampede celebrity, and the famed Three Wise Horses of Medicine Hat, See No Oil, Hear No Oil and Neigh No Oil.