Saturday, 28 April 2012


The Strawberry Patriots (To the tune of Star Spangled Banner)


Oh say can you see, by the light of the klieg,
A million illegals in traitor's league
With contractors and farmers
And the US Chamber of Commerce;
In fields whose harvest groans
In the dust of heroes' bones?
So the blood of patriots was but a fount
For a plat of strawberries at discount.