IWas he drunk, they asked, or plain delirious?
His logic, of course, was totally spurious;
And let AIPAC look never so imperious -
"Jews to blame for all the wars?" He can't be Syria's!
Now, whether hiding out in his Malibu home,
Or safely down under where the wallaby roam,
For the first time since Tinsel's exiling,
Wherever he is, Mel must be smiling.