Friday, 18 September 2015

Message to a Brother

(texting)
Hey, brother, what's new? Got any bread?
Allahu, brother. I'm on my way to a house we took over.
Took over?
Yeah! This old dame let a few of us in to help her. Then we told our friends and they told others. Now we own the place!
Didn't she call the police?
Nah! Too afraid. We told her to stay in the cellar.
What about her kids?
Never had any. Barren as a desert!
Is it good?
Great, brother. All the food we want and free rent. Why not join us, brother?
I will, brother. What's the address?
Europe!

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