"Because it’s 2015"
Because it’s 2015, it is fit
That cabinet gets evenly split;
With Justin heading all,
Came the roll call:
Half men, half women, half-wit!
Because it’s 2015, diversity's in:
With just the right liberal spin,
He’ll score brownie points
For each hack he appoints
Based on the cast of their skin!
Because it’s 2015, shout hurrah!
We just won the Christmas draw!
So look under the crescent,
For Trudeau's little present,
Tra la-la-la-la, la la Allah!