Monday, 2 May 2016

Song of the Cockroaches

To the tune of "La Cucaracha"

La coo-coo Raza, La coo-coo Raza,
How crazy can they be?
To block the hotel plaza,
And hand Trump a backdoor victory!

La coo-coo Raza, La coo-coo Raza,
Yelling grievances and gripes,
While waving the flag for Aztlan,
Only boosts the Stars and Stripes.

La coo-coo Raza, La coo-coo Raza,
Trashing parks and police cruisers;
And every can they set ablaze,
Lights up the Donald with the Hoosiers.

La coo-coo Raza, La coo-coo Raza,
Spitting on and torching Old Glory,
Browning off even democrats yeah!
Who'll vote Trump and not be sorry.

La coo-coo Raza, La coo-coo Raza,
You'll rue throwing rocks in a brawl,
When they come back a tu casa,
Helping build the Donald's wall!

La coo-coo Raza, La coo-coo Raza,
Look yourself in your collective face,
And face the fact that, 
You've given Trump the race!

La coo-coo Raza, La coo-coo Raza,
When you planned your revolución,
Who knew you'd be asking,"Que pasa?"
When America got one of her own?

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