Sunday, 25 September 2016

Hill’s Legmen

  Item: Clinton wants a step stool during debate.

When Hillary lost her stumping shoe,
And crumpled like a muppet,
The media to her rescue flew,
Becoming her sock puppet.

And then as dehydration struck,
She sought her daughter's door,
And questions medical no more could duck,   
It's her they carried water for.

And now, with all the journos rooting,
She'll brave a foe most truly,
But hide the frailty of her footing,
When mainstream is her stoolie.

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