Friday, 28 April 2017

Ivankuished

            The Hundred Days 
Like Napoleon’s comeback campaign, 
That ended in exile and wane:
After Bannon’s Waterloo,
And the daughter's deft coup,
Restoration is on once again.


Saturday, 8 April 2017

Cowboys and Indians

Item: Trump and media side with Syrian White Helmets

Trump’s off the reservation,
With Tomahawks in his quiver,
As we learn to our consternation
That he’s an Indian giver.

He signed the treaty and made a vow 
That he’d never let them down;
But he’s joined up with the cowboys now,
Who are terrorizing the town.

It’s the all-too familiar saga,
With the posse going to bat
For the renegade red of MAGA,
Who suddenly donned a white hat.

Wednesday, 5 April 2017

Reefer Jihadness

News Items: a majority of Canadians unhappy with “Islamophobia" motion 
              Canada to decriminalize Marijuana
                    
As Trudeau delights cannabis owners,
In the wake of his Islamist boners,
He now fairly basks
In grow-ops and mosques, 
Supported by all kinds of stoners!