Saturday, 6 May 2017

email to a minister

Item: Heritage minister wants subsidies for “ailing” news industry ; see: Molyneux

Your proposal is amazing, 
And leaves the country speechless:
To make the lackey press 
Official government leeches!
Though no remedy is known,
For blue pill overdose,
Your merciful injection,
Should bring their suffering to a close
And then these national treasures,
(If you should so decree them)
Can rest with the other fossils,
In the National Museum.


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